National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back

National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

National Huntting Day

On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.

“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”

by buntings fart November 25, 2021

National Zack/Zech Day

A day to spend time with a Zack or Zackary/Zechariah

"Hi Zack, let's hang out!"
Zack: "why?"
"Because it's national Zack/Zech day."

by Void Brooks November 25, 2021

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

National Grab Neck Day

November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!

*Grabs Person 2 neck*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!

* Grabs Person 1 neck*

by mrblownyodick November 29, 2021