I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

wake up the neighborhood

a military term meaning to give up your position or make it more aware that you are there.

person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”

person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”

person 3: “copy that.”

by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Wake Yo Game Up

The act of tightening your game up to avoid any slip ups or pitfalls due to lacking or being off your toes.

you better wake yo game up and stop slipping out here before you lose it all.

by Coffey BayB January 9, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

[S] Wake.

Homestuck Flash which shows:

Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.

Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.

by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023