The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
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They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
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Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.
If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.
If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
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Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
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