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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.
They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,
by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.
by S Poppy July 11, 2020
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pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020
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