Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )

Sth really got forest ported.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers

Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker

by Slammel May 21, 2022

Port-cartier

a shity place in québec, canada, with nothing to do
with only 7000 peoples
NOTHING TO DO
DONT GO THERE
if you are port-carquois, if you want to do something fun, go to Sept-îles.

dude1; i gonna go to port-cartier for my road trip to Québec

dude2; bro no, dont go there, go to Les îles Migan, there macareux there

dude 1; thank u bro

by nateleon May 23, 2022

Arran Port

FN GRINDER LIKES SMALL SCHOOL GIRLS

oh ya cunt its arran port run he might touch u

by PANSSSS December 9, 2021

Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.

After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!

by ungrammed April 13, 2022

Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 19, 2022