To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010
Get the Angry Pineapple mug.When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
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Get the pineapple eggs mug.A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
Get the Box of Pineapples mug.A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.
"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"
"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
by Author5002012 June 14, 2018
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"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
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