lapse

It's a way of boys to say "I like cock"

Girl: Want to have sex with me?
Boy: Oh, sorry I'm lapse.

by lfdc November 19, 2016

pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums

Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.

by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 4, 2016

Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss

when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass

by sanxity November 5, 2018

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019