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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
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hump attic

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
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Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...
Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?
by luffin February 24, 2019
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The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.
Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.
Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.
by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019
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sport hump

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.
by hydroponics May 21, 2003
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