Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021

Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!

Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

flat backer

nasty girls with NO ass

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.

by Vinazza March 9, 2008

Man Flats

Slip on shoes for men (not loafers, moccasins, or lace-less converse), generally patterned, lace-less, and are canvas or cotton topped. Man flats are commonly worn by scenesters and emos, and are a common accessory to skinny-pants. Although called man flats, man flats are also commonly found on the feet of girls and should still be referred to as man flats.

Eww, those man flats are so horrid!

by Quincy Dutch May 15, 2008