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Tuck and Cuck

The act of a man tucking his penis behind his legs while watching another man or men have sexual intercourse with his wife. Invented by Fox News Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson "Honey have you seen my favorite bowtie? It's the one my mother gave me. I need it for tonight's Tuck and Cuck. No I have to have it, don't embarrass me in front of Donald."
by Magic Kinney January 28, 2022
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Cuck

A racist slur against Puerto Rican people
Those dirty cucks
by Zonated October 3, 2017
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old cuck

Someone that calls everything new, or at least new to the old cuck, "hipster".
Lets go eat at that new place.
Old Cuck: Nah, that's hipster food.

Let's go check out that new store in the mall.
Old Cuck: That store is for hipsters!
by Anon7495623 December 7, 2016
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Arctic Cuck

Military people who actually want all of the worst deployments.
Sgt: Did you hear he took the siapan deployment?
Airman: Yeah, He's a real Arctic cuck
by Blitzgeek October 20, 2018
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Cuck Buckler

A damn good insult to use against those of the gay, like chuck

"fuck you chuck you Cuck Buckler"
"okay sir"
"Cuckle my buckle u sexy Cuck Buckler you!"

"chuck is hot"
by skurskur December 13, 2018
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cuck pup

A cuck (cuckold) who also relishes and engages in a gay slave/dom relationship with a very muscular and masculine bear as a side fettish. Cuck pups are ripe for abuse from both their cuckoldress and gay dom.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Jaime yesterday getting dommed by his master?

Friend 2: Yeah then he went home and got cucked by his wife.
Friend 1: Hes such a cuck pup!
by End User 5 February 6, 2019
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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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