Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

cricket chirp

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

cricket

people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.

person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy

by pineapplepeeps May 21, 2018

Cricket

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...

Go FUCK URSELF

Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis

Person 2: Yeah they're GODS

by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019