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crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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Crashed and Burned

When something severely hyped by the community turns out to be a major disappointment or fails miserably, it is said that such thing "crashed and burned". It is usually used in conjunction with the Hype Train.
No Man's Sky Hype Train crashed and burned spectacularly! I was a total flop!!!
by The Hype Train Driver March 19, 2019
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Crash and Burn

When you do alot of drugs and wake up felling it in the morning, also used while you crash your girls puss and wake up regretting it
Dude what happend last night i fell like shit , and were dafuq is my girl i need to smash her hopefully i dont crash and burn again
by fireishere420 December 13, 2018
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Crashed

To have flooded a conversation or group in the Genies app with multiple messages
Peter crashed the chat with smiley faces.
by Genies December 19, 2018
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busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.
After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018
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crashing bridges

When two men touch the tips of their dicks together during sex
"I heard John and Jake are crashing bridges later"
"oh sweet good for them I guess"
by ghostsex June 4, 2018
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