Country gehetto!

A person whom acts and dresses as a thug ,or gangster. yet has never lived in the city.
Drives a old farm truck or vehicle that the stereo is much more valuable than the vehicle it's self.

That fool is country gehetto!

by toeachhisbonebe June 12, 2014

Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo October 11, 2015

Country Broad

A female that is less respectable than a women but more respectable than a hoe that lives in the country side.

That cowgirl from the bar was a country Broad that drives horses.

by City Broad November 16, 2018

the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017

country business

Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.

Good ol' country business and biscuits.

by Country Business August 1, 2018

slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

by chokeabitch September 23, 2018

Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018