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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
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Chronically Online

"Man Emily is so chronically online"
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
by Fryingslugswithshells July 16, 2023
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
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chronic leaves

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves
Oh word?”
by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
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A11.Chronical

He has 3 big balls
A11.Chronical: I have 3 big balls
Everyone else: No one gives a shit
by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022
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