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Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
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That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.
Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.
by Rando user June 4, 2021
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Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
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“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”
by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021
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a person who lets you bully/talk abt them
Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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jocelyn nicole carson

do you know jocelyn nicole carson? shes the president of the united states !
by ayeeeyomama August 19, 2022
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