national breast day

october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis

“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*

by justsomeguywithoutamustache October 5, 2021

breast friend

A man's female friend who allows him to pleasure her through the stimulation of her breasts and nipples. The end results lead to nipple orgasms.

Finding himself in a giving mood, Alex calls his breast friend Jeanna to come over and play.

by Titan Omega September 27, 2021

breast wearer

Term for female breast or female appearing breast of an individual identifying as Nonbinary and/or GenderQueer.

That shirt doesn't look bad on me, even though I am a breast wearer.

by Kink & Poly February 23, 2022

you look like breasts

When a man thinks you look like breasts so he texts you that you look like breasts. (No real explanation found)

Wow Hailey, you look like breasts. (Instagram dm)

You look like breasts; a common saying. HAHZJSKSKKSKZNS

by 123345660 March 6, 2022

Savage Breast

The thing music has charms to soothe, not savage beast, as commonly misquoted, perhaps in an effort to derail the adolescent giggles of boys aged 7 to 70.

From The Mourning Bride, a poem by William Congreve, 1697:

"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak."

by Monkey's Dad June 15, 2021

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Mr. Breast

A derogatory term for that one guy that everyone on the internet loved, but now everyone hates with a passion.

Guy 1: "Hey did the hear about the new Mr. Breast allegations?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I really couldn't care less."
Guy 1: "Fair. Wanna go make out while browsing Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2: "hell yeah"

by i love my cats December 1, 2024