beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.

Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.

by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Beef-a-rama

Possibly the most famous festival in the world, which occurs on the last weekend of September in Minocqua, Wisconsin. People parade beef throughout the streets then often put it between two pieces of white bread and eat it. Festivities run until midnight with several bands in the streets.

Beef-a-Rama is my favorite holiday of the year.

by Silver streak 1965 October 30, 2018

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018