Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021

Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree

the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving

by Lesll October 30, 2018

Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018