Tristan

tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan

Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*

by coomslinger November 4, 2020

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Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

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The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

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Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

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The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.

"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"

by mrm15 January 15, 2021

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