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Computational physicist

That computational physicist went to M.I.T
by Reused June 5, 2018
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
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sleeptime computing

The technology of being able to use your computer in your sleep, By making you dream of using said computer

Mostly famously used in hypnospace outlaw, A game that is revolved around the technology of sleeptime computing even one of its track is named after that
Persona 1:Wow sleeptime computing is amazing, I can now sleep while I use my computer
by GlobboGlobby July 15, 2022
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Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)
Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022
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Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.
Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened
by la dave October 28, 2022
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Colin the computer

Me!
im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer
by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022
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