Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013

flipping paper

Adj: A person with so much money he/she does not know what to do with it.

Verb: Spending money recklessly.

"Billy Boss has so much money he doesn't know where to spend it, he's flipping paper!"

"Look at that guy flipping his paper in the club, he just blew $2000 on drinks tonight and he doesn't even give a shit."

by ienvyrichpeople October 19, 2013

Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

darth paper

The act of wrapping paper on your face and eating out a woman, if she gets a paper cut you then scream out "I am your father!!!!!" And get a DNA test just in case

I just Darth papered your mom last night

by Darthpaperman October 23, 2019

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021