horse test

when you rub a womans clitoris for a little bit, you then stick your fingers under her nose. if she rears back with a loud horse winny, you should'nt have sex with her.

i was rubbing that hookers clit, i stuck my fingers under her nose, just as i thought, she started bucking and let out a tremendous winny. horse test

by ijudis February 18, 2009

Test day

A test that happens on a Tuesday Wednesday or Friday and no one likes it except brainiac kids and autistic kids

God fucking danmit another test day that the third time this week

by Alex5455 February 6, 2018

Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."

Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011

Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.

Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
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Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...

by Jeembo December 20, 2010

Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009