A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

scratch

a programming language for teachers who want their students to have no success in life and learn to drag some blocks to other blocks

hey did u do ur scratch hw the teacher gave us?
lmao no im not a loser

by scratchsucks November 29, 2020

Scratch

Scratch is a programming language that continues ended on October 21, 2020.

Person 1: they're using Python. tell them to use Scratch.
Person 2: OK.
Person 3: OK.
Person 2 and 3: USE SCRATCH!
Person 4 and 5: Okay. *clicks chrome* *types scratch.mit.edu/projects/editor*

by HKPradil October 22, 2020

thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

Scratch and sniff

doing a line of coke off a man's shaved ass while giving him a reach around.

So me and the boys were having a scratch and sniff they other day......

by Treeseph March 12, 2021

Scratch

A website where 6 year old kids make games no one wants to play

bill said too me that he likes Scratch games, so I shot him In the head.

by Doopy_Gloop March 12, 2021