Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

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Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

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Sam

Total chodemaster, and pretty popular. People will laugh at anything he says.

"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."

by Chodemaster74 June 8, 2016

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A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

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