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shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.
Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.
by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023
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weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.
I’m going to the weed store to get some crack
by anonymous March 3, 2023
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thrift store

ay bro lets go to a thrift store
Yaa les go they got all the heat
by IgoBySleezy October 30, 2023
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The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.
I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.
by XperienceGB November 2, 2023
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Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."
by keckothedragon November 6, 2023
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Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023
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Hardware Store

A store that is usually owned by a family that depends on suppliers such as Orgill, Midwest fasteners, to sell merchandise they usually sell Hand Tools, Weed Eaters, Nuts and Bolts, Pex tubing, PVC Pipe, Brass Fittings, Electrical Supplies, Water Hoses, Paint. Some rural small town Mom and Pop Hardware Stores will Sell Small Engine Parts, Fishing rods, Night Crawlers Knives.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,

And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
" Always Support Your Local Family ran Hardware Stores!"
by Will700 December 21, 2023
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