Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart

Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam

by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019

Sam

(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor

Connor: Yo sam your short haha

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.

Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons

by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018

Sam

A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!

Sam, the world's fittest guy!

by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017