Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.
Goddamn....
Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*
by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.
by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018
Get the kyle mug.Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.
"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"
by hlechtig December 6, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is an amazing person and is very cute and loves to help everyone and thinks about others before himself. He makes sure I always laugh and I’m never sad.
Kyle-Are you okay?
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸
by Life’s sucks March 30, 2020
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