Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.

She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.

by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018

Green jacket

A green jacket means giving someone a compliments that is so OVER the top that it literally coats them.

Person one: "You look so incredibly gorgeous today"

Person two: "Aww, thank you for that green jacket!"

Person one: "You are so very good at this game!"
Person one: "Here is your green jacket for today!"

by Notpunnyatall November 15, 2019

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather

Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.

by Kkrems November 29, 2019

Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019