Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

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Hans

Hans is a pretty simple and decent guy. He has the cutest and brightest smile, often liked by alot of people. Although, he is quite weird... And often different than others, but hes a nice guy, who likes to cheer people up.

"whos that?"
"that's Hans, hes a chill and cool guy."
"Hans is so hot!"

by eggroll x3 October 27, 2023

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hanness

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I hannessed the math test

by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023

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Hans' Son

A Hans' Son is someone who never did anything great but shows off like he's king, he claims to be he Hans but he falls short by lack in ability.Hans is the hard-working, intelligent father of which Hans' son, unduly rides the waves.

There goes Hans' son in his new BMW, skipping lectures and failing mean nothing to that boi

by Actroo November 2, 2023

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Black hans

Hans is a very tall and sweet guy. He cares about all his friends and he is the most adorable person ever to be born. If you have a Hans in your life you have to be the luckiest person on earth. He's caring, honest, loyal, funny, and amazing guy you could ever meet. I'm glad I have one in my life. You guys are missing out!

Person 1: "who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."

by Black hans November 19, 2023

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