culinary-engineer

A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.

Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.

by Jok3r13 June 18, 2010

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

Bio engineering

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.

After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

Urban Engineer

Unemployed.

That idiot listed 'Urban Engineer' on his resume trying to fool the interviewer.

by thesavage1986 November 15, 2011

Social Engineering

The act of convincing others to get what you want.

by Kevin Brennan July 16, 2003

Ls Engine

The most over used swap in car history. People put Ls engines in car when they don’t know how to tune. Their iq is the same as how many cylinders are in the engine, 8. Think American muscle is the best. Beats off to Cletus McFarlin on you tube.

Billy: Oh wow what a clean rx7, what port setting are you running on your 13b?
Chet: Ls Engine bro.

Billy: You must like watching your wife get fucked from the closet. What a cuckold.

by Inmyfeeler12 April 7, 2019

Biomedical Engineer

(BME for short)One who possesses the traits of other engineers, but lacks the profuse mathematical ability. A BME is basically a doctor who tries to design stuff, then fails because he couldn't do necessary calculations.

I didn't realize that the engineer was a Biomedical Engineer until I noticed he was using the calculator upside down and had no clue what a "cosine" is.

by Tngl September 29, 2008