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Flash-Drive

Its just like putting a USB in your computer and putting information on it,but instead you put your penis inside your woman, and when you pull it out, you got all of her information, right there on your penis.
Chris: Yo Liam I heard you and your chick had sex?
Liam: Yeah bro, I even pulled a flash-drive on her!
by OGhypebeast69 March 9, 2017
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condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house
by Lgmobile98 July 28, 2016
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Driving Mong

Ray-Vision YouTube
by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021
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cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.
While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.
by cjahan July 12, 2012
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driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

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driving Michigan
On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.
guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.
by woaeyu July 8, 2011
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Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.
Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011
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