carson

carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.

1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!

by luckilover August 7, 2023

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Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

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carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

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