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cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
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when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.
Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.

1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.
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Yes, DADDY, give me your cum
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Person 1: what r u gonna b 4 halloween?
Person 2: I am c u m.

heres the defined word for cum cuz i cant post it if i dont put a def. word.: cum/semen is from the penis which is sometimes used to get people pregnant (mostly woman) during sex. Woman can also produce cum/semen.
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