The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.
"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."
by phoobar April 9, 2013
Get the sex breakfast mug.1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
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Get the English Breakfast mug.When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.
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- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009
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Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)
by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010
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Girl: Alright, time to wake up...
(Later)
Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...
(Later)
Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!
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