A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019
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The other day Allen was caught in a fist fight which he immediately won due to his opponent; Taeho, who pissed him off during class.
by BoiTaehoIsABitch December 17, 2018
Get the Allen mug.by Jade allen January 7, 2019
Get the Jade allen mug.An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.
There is no treatment for this disease.
There is no treatment for this disease.
by Whataluck July 29, 2018
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That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019
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by Stella615 February 15, 2019
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by MicahAllenLover2010 October 1, 2018
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