Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef

it's a kind of beef that makes you Poop, Pee, and Barf, all at the same time. Like "Shit Barf"

Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

Poop reference

A poop reference is a trigger phrase that sends people named Balian into spirals of agony and rage

Balian:Dude i just dropped a massive log
You:Dude was that a poop reference?
Balian:Dude (your name) can you shut the fuck up! (insert racial slurs)

by EyesackBallsack May 9, 2025

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.

Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!

by Jekesma May 15, 2025