Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

Googly eye

When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.

My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.

by Batosai625 September 18, 2021

eyes 4 u

😍 or wanting the person you say it too

“i have eyes 4 u” she/he said that to hers/his boyfriend or crush

by okokoksuusssper September 19, 2021

Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.

Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes

by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

Hannah eye

a way of making a guy look you deep into the eye in order to get laid

By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses

Susie: „ I really need to laid tonight“

Jessica: „Just Hannah eye him, they are so predictable.“

by Hruthwoods September 21, 2021

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021

Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?

by alternativelogic July 21, 2021