Blue Butterfly Moment

A moment of mid-sentence distraction.

Person 1: "So I was watching- Oh! A penny!"
Person 2: "Nice Blue Butterfly Moment."

by MatrixFoxDemon October 2, 2013

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blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole

she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep I gave her a blue dumpster

by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012

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A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.

Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!

by Guerre July 31, 2012

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Blue pool

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy August 28, 2012

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Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

by jakerater February 22, 2011

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