1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
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Quandale: No way dude so did I!
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Get the alabama tucker-noodle mug.A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.
I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
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