strap gobbler

To gobble dicks in the stairway

" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Chin Strap

noun; person who wears a protective face covering, such as a surgical mask, placed around their bottom lip and chin providing inadequate protection from the contraction or spreading of a contiguous communicable virus or disease (such as COVID-19) done in either an act of rebellion/refusal or out of complete inept ignorance.

1. Chris is real Chin Strap; every time he enters the room he's got his mask on wrong. 2. I'm not going in there, there's too many Chin Straps all over the place

by e.Bot December 22, 2020

Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.

Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!

by Jamsack January 16, 2021

Strap struck

The lesbian equivalent of dickmatised.

Person 1 : I honestly think I've found the one.
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck

by Jaikai March 25, 2021

beef straps

A food..

Those beef straps taste good.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

choke strap

(n.) A strap leading from the bellyband to the lower part of the collar, to keep the collar in place. apparently

I don't have one, but a quick google image search revealed a couple of muscley men doing something that i would rather not.

by bigbox30 April 8, 2004

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024