Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.

Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.

by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021

Left Shoulder Moment

When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.

Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*

Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!

by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021

Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024

Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods

by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025

geriatric shoulder shimmy

A dance move done by famous rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. The term was first coined by Kenneth "Todrick Nathanson" Munson in 2011, on a music publication about Moves Like Jagger. Usage of this dance move was first discovered in the music video for famous 1985 hit "Dancing In The Streets".

Johnson: What are you doing?
William: I'm doing the geriatric shoulder shimmy!

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 25, 2025

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025