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stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
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Hot Daddy Nails

Nails that are long, sharp and dark (preferably black) in colour and are on hot people
He has hot daddy nails so he's automatically hot
by Member of GASS January 18, 2022
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roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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Swedish Nail Bomb

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy
Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you
by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020
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Hits the nail on the cherry

When the marijuana affects the smoker of it in such a way that it fulfills their high ideals.
This strain really hits the nail on the cherry.
by The Degenerate Rat May 4, 2021
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Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!
by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022
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ice my nails

basically pay for her/his nails
by HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR June 19, 2022
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