Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.

Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving

by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022

glove

stuff that glove

glove

by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021

Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.

My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.

by JSalt October 4, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021