Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023

Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019

Funky time

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.

Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.

by GayKermitMeme July 9, 2018

Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018