Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Rootbeer Float

While your female partner drinks an A&W rootbeer . You cum in her mouth then drink it as she pours it into your mouth

Yo, guess what ? I tried the all new very sexy drink called the rootbeer float, you should try it with your woman next time you get A&W.

by Makito-X April 20, 2021

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.

“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”

by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022

Float

A float is a beverage most commonly created by mixing any carbonated beverage such as root beer or cola with a few scoops of any kind of ice cream. Usually it's eaten with a spoon like some kind of ice cream & soda cereal, but can also be drank normally just as often.

Guy #1:Hey, me and Guy #2 were going to go get some soda & ice cream to make floats. Did you want to come?
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.

by chatks August 28, 2022