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flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.
She is such a flat woman
by AlgoMarblerYT September 16, 2023
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flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.
That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up
by anonymous August 2, 2022
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Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
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E Flat

This ain’t what you want. I’m not the one. You WILL get your ass whooped trying me.
by blessed77 April 24, 2022
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flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.
bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!
by YukioKoito January 1, 2022
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a flat emo

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"
by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022
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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
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