Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019

Dylan

A motherfucking fatass that shits in the toilet and breaks the toilet. He is such a bitch.

Stop being a Dylan!

by Niqwr1848 March 8, 2019

Dylan

The biggest dick you will ever meet!

Girl 1: Who's that fat kid in the corner?
Girl 2: Thats Dylan! The biggest dick ever!
Girl 3: Oh.

by bulliscrap May 13, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.

We don't judge Dylan for being gay.

by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019

Dylan

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)

Man Dylan is one ugly fucking cunt.

by Xgscumpthemkids October 2, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017

Dylan

A huge was piece of utter shit. Probably the biggest degenerate scum on the planet. He wants everyone to kill them selves but then he posts on Facebook that he is a nice guy. What a cunt

Have you seen that kid? He was being such a fucking DYLAN>:(

by NickIsAGoodTerribleGuy March 6, 2018