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David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.
Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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by Penys November 30, 2019
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The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
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An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
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The by far most gay person in all of the world
by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
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