Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite

Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

sleeptime computing

The technology of being able to use your computer in your sleep, By making you dream of using said computer

Mostly famously used in hypnospace outlaw, A game that is revolved around the technology of sleeptime computing even one of its track is named after that

Persona 1:Wow sleeptime computing is amazing, I can now sleep while I use my computer

by GlobboGlobby July 15, 2022