Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023

Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things

I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at

by Refunded Life March 8, 2023

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

chronically online

yuki

yuki has OLD, its probably because hes chronically online.

by yuki #1 hater February 19, 2023

Gin and Chronic

Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.

I was telling my friend Nova about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!

by Jenny Cool December 29, 2023