Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009

Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 April 11, 2011

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long

Louis has a tiny chode

by Gaushdjjdf July 11, 2019

Chode

Sam Dornan’s cock

Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.

by Big boy pay July 25, 2019

Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode

Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother

by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019